there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
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Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
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I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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