How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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