I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
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she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
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Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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