she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
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Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
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That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
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