I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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