I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
Randomize
