Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
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