covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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