Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
The waitress asked if you wanted white or brown, and you said "Isn't it all the same color when it's toasted?". She stared at you for about 20 seconds before she decided that you weren't fucking with her.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
Randomize
