i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
Randomize
