My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
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