hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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