Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
In America we eat man semen.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
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