Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
i just saw a homeless guy running after a pigeon, catch it and put it in his jacket pocket. I'm not sure if the bird is now his pet or dinner!
Omg. Well, welcome to Oakland...
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
You peed on a flamingo?!?
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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