the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
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Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
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He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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