taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
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