The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
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So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
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How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
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