What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
Randomize
