every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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