that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
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They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
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I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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