I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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