Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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