Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
I don't usually arrange sex via text message
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
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this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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