yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
she woke me up with a blowjob, mickey mouse pancakes, a mugshot of my ex in county jail, and tequilla. Do you know if she fucked someone behind my back or did i win the vagina lottery?
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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