Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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