we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
your all-time low pick up line was when you asked a girl "Are you rock-staring at me?"
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If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
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You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
the roommate is literally cooking green eggs n ham, and I'm too hungover to see straight. Dr Seuss nightmare.
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
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