My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
The Olympian is in my bed
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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