if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
that's the second time you've been mistaken as a prostitute. maybe life is trying to tell you something
its my fault though, i'm wearing tights
you're hiking in tights? you remind me of dennis quaid's fiance in the parent trap
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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