THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
I just ate a drumstick out of the garbage. I need a life coach.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
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I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
Also, my phone autocorrects ENABLER to all caps. I think I drunk text the word too often.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
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Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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