i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
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If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
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I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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