I love having hate sex.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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