Last night I broke through a door, was hospitialized, arrested, and threw my shoe at a bouncer. This summer is gonna be fuckin sick.
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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