you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Dear female. Happy valentines day. If you have not had the pleasure of making love to me, please do not fret, I will get around to it soon enough. If you indeed have made love to me, then bravo, wasn't that grand! Perhaps we should do it again? Regardless, have a good day. This has been a public service announcement. Rock on.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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