Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
No, I can't hang out with Dave because he already has a girlfriend. The one with the tatoos of cherries on her "cherry." Yeah, she doesn't really make me feel spectacularly comfortable.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
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She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
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I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
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