Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
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