Bridesmaid dress fitting. I look like a Weeble and Michelle looks like Malibu Barbie. I have to keep reminding myself that she has herpes so really, the playing field is more level than it might initially seem.
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
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does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
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you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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