So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
Houston, we have a blender
The barista asked if I wanted my drink wet or dry, but all that came to mind was farts. You have ruined me.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
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