they need to just BURY HIM!
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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