My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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