I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
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