Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
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Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
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But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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