We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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