So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
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I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
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"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
I woke up wearing a headband made of condoms. It was supposed to be a crown for the "prettiest fag hag" award I won last night. There is lube in my hair. I'm going back to sleep
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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