So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
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Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
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Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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