I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
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Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
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I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts