the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN