I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
Randomize
