how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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