Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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