We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
This house was built for laser tag.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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