can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
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High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
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Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
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