At least make sure they are 18
Why
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
Thank you for not boning my boss.
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
my poor anus
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
Randomize
