Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
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New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
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My lunch = taste testing salsas for A&P. They gave me a free 64oz grape juice as a thank you. So, now we have something to drink in the house. So while you are spending all the money on breakfast rolls and pizza for lunch, I'm cigaretteless and whoring myself for tablespoons of salsa and free juice.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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