CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
Randomize
