At least make sure they are 18
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i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
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Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
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I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
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