Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
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