Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
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