Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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