just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
Strip clubs it is bday boy. One condition. I am in full custody of your ID. I plan on being in no condition to coordinate rescue operations and we need to keep casualties to a minimum. You cannot be trusted.
Alright goddamnit. Can I bring my pirate hat?
I insist.
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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